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Prince Harry</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/prince-charles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prince charles</image:title><image:caption>Harmless fun...Prince Charles</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/harry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>harry</image:title><image:caption>Harmless fun</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/zieg-heil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zieg heil</image:title><image:caption>Harmless fun...the royal zieg heil</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-18T20:22:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2015/06/04/literary-romance-a-poem/</loc><lastmod>2015-07-04T16:25:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2015/05/31/2015-general-election-10-reasons-why-the-conservatives-won/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ed-miliband.png</image:loc><image:title>ed miliband</image:title><image:caption>What a wonker.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ed-balls-football.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ed balls football</image:title><image:caption>Ed Balls brings his unique brand of thuggery to the football field</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/nicola-sturgeon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nicola-sturgeon</image:title><image:caption>A politician who has actually met some voters...Nicola Sturgeon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/labours-pink-van.jpg</image:loc><image:title>labour's pink van</image:title><image:caption>Harriet Harman busy patronising women</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-31T19:00:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2015/04/19/carl-courtney-and-kendrick-richards-album-round-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/warpaint.jpg</image:loc><image:title>warpaint</image:title><image:caption>How do you come up with that album titke, Warpaint?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kendrick-lamar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kendrick-lamar</image:title><image:caption>Where the hooks go, Kendrick?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/courtney-barnett_4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Courtney-Barnett_4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/carlbarat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CarlBarat</image:title><image:caption>Carl Barat doing what he does best</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-19T14:16:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2015/03/02/quorn-savoury-mini-eggs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/quorn-mini-savoury-scotch-eggs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quorn Mini Savoury Scotch Eggs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-02T09:01:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2015/01/03/truth-v-lies-dialogue/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-03T10:13:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/12/16/what-dangelo-means-to-me-summary-a-lot/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/d-angelo-billboard-650a.jpg</image:loc><image:title>d-angelo-billboard-650a</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-17T12:53:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/12/13/my-christmas-present-failures-and-a-solution-to-this-misery/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bad-santa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BAD SANTA</image:title><image:caption>Billy Bob Thornton enjoying Christmas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/steamer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steamer</image:title><image:caption>"A healthier, lonelier life."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/compact-disc_2658960.jpg</image:loc><image:title>compact-disc_2658960</image:title><image:caption>A compact disc, probably with Dire Straits on it</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/original-source-shower-250-ml-black-mint-e1319040887272.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Original-Source-Shower-250-ml-Black-Mint-e1319040887272</image:title><image:caption>A genius product from Original Source</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/some-prefer-nettles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>some prefer nettles</image:title><image:caption>Henry Miller was a big fan of Tanizaki, which says it all, really.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-13T20:02:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/11/17/bandaid30-official-artist-qa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/band-aid-30-recording.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Band-Aid-30-recording</image:title><image:caption>Spreading joy. Band Aid 30</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/bob-geldof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bob Geldof, press session</image:title><image:caption>Don't look directly into his eyes - Bob Geldof</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/band-aid-30-012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Band Aid 30</image:title><image:caption>They know it's Christmas...Band Aid 30 is real</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-24T01:06:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/11/15/one-game-of-football-sainsburys-prefer-you-dont-think-about-this-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/houmous.jpg</image:loc><image:title>houmous</image:title><image:caption>A completely unnecessary but lovely image of a bowl of houmous.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/john-terry-crying2_782147c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-terry-crying2_782147c</image:title><image:caption>John Terry crying in the rain</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lidl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lidl</image:title><image:caption>Typical fun-loving Lidl customers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/sainsburys-xmas-ad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sainsburys xmas ad</image:title><image:caption>Sainsbury's saccharine Christmas ad</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-18T10:59:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2012/09/23/michael-beard-a-poem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/michael-beard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael Beard</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/michael-beard4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>michael Beard4</image:title><image:caption>Michael Beard: editor of the Brighton Argus</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-04T11:38:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/10/30/5-reasons-why-young-fathers-are-great-mercury-prize-winners-not-being-george-ezra-is-one-of-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/young-fathers-mercury-prize-2014-winners.jpg</image:loc><image:title>young-fathers-mercury-prize-2014-winners</image:title><image:caption>Edinburgh's finest: Mercury winners Young Fathers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/redman-muddy-waters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>redman muddy waters</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/kanye-west-rant-e1374241745308.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kanye-West-Rant-e1374241745308</image:title><image:caption>Note to Young Fathers: it's all right copying Kanye, just leave Taylor Swift alone if you see her at awards ceremonies</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/george-ezra-agenda-014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>George Ezra, Agenda</image:title><image:caption>The old standing in front of graffiti to make it look like you didn't grow up in a stately home trick: George Ezra</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/young-fathers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>young-fathers</image:title><image:caption>Young Fathers: Edinburgh's finest</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-01T16:55:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/10/11/the-bbc-and-ukip-the-best-of-friends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/carswell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>carswell</image:title><image:caption>Two privately educated men whose only wish is to help the people of Clacton. Carswell and Farage share a joke.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/churchill-ukip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Churchill UKIP</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/farage-beer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>farage beer</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/ukip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ukip</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-13T17:41:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/09/10/mercury-prize-2014-the-contenders-plus-winner-prediction/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/kate-tempest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>KATE TEMPEST</image:title><image:caption>And the winners is...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/young-fathers-011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Young Fathers</image:title><image:caption>Edinburgh's answer to pretty much anything... Young Fathers</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/damon-albarn-everyday-robots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Damon-albarn-everyday-robots</image:title><image:caption>Not a very good cover, but a very good album</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/anna-calvi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>anna-calvi</image:title><image:caption>Anna Calvi: a boring person dressed up as an interesting person</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/royal-blood-008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Royal Blood</image:title><image:caption>If you think this picture is dull, listen to Royal Blood's album</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fka-twigs-011.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FKA Twigs</image:title><image:caption>Praises to FKA Twigs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/nick-mulvey-620x350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nick-Mulvey-620x350</image:title><image:caption>The photographer asked Nick Mulvey to look like he was thinking</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-16T10:16:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/09/10/scottish-independence-from-what-for-what/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/duncan-riders.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duncan riders</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/annan-dark-mountains.jpg</image:loc><image:title>annan dark mountains</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/barnes-graham-scorpio-series.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barnes graham scorpio series</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/scottish-independence.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 746</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-10T19:46:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/08/09/stop-the-war-march-for-the-people-of-gaza-9th-august-2014/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/orthodox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orthodox</image:title><image:caption>Orthodox Jews on the protest</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/merch-sellers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Merch sellers</image:title><image:caption>Del boy would be proud - chaps selling Palestine merch</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_20140809_143602681_hdr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140809_143602681_HDR</image:title><image:caption>What is boils down to</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_20140809_142719153.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140809_142719153</image:title><image:caption>A few jolly, young capitalists selling merchandise</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_20140809_145904668_hdr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140809_145904668_HDR</image:title><image:caption>Orthodox Jews supporting  the people of Gaza </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_20140809_132455351.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140809_132455351</image:title><image:caption>Chelsea fans supporting Palestinians</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_20140809_121302916_hdr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140809_121302916_HDR</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/img_20140809_134206584.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_20140809_134206584</image:title><image:caption>Protest for Gaza on Oxford Street</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-10T08:24:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/07/23/no-worries-a-poem/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/no-worries.jpg</image:loc><image:title>no worries</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-23T13:06:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2012/11/24/jerusalem-artichokes-a-short-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/jerusalem-artichokes-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jerusalem-artichokes-2</image:title><image:caption>A much-coveted vegetable: the Jerusalem artichoke</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-23T12:17:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2012/05/07/email-kiss-analysis-a-poem/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-07T18:57:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/07/02/a-letter-to-guy-garvey-of-the-popular-balladeers-elbow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/prince.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prince</image:title><image:caption>A disgusting, prurient display - Prince in concert</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/guy-garvey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guy garvey</image:title><image:caption>Chicken drumsticks or Kievs for dinner? - Guy Garvey has a quiet moment on stage</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-02T13:18:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/03/10/an-open-letter-to-ashley-cole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cole-misunderstood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cole misunderstood</image:title><image:caption>Ashley Cole - misunderstood</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bentley-cole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bentley cole</image:title><image:caption>A lot of love to give - Ashley Cole</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T21:28:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/04/17/the-football-haircut-xi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/casagrande_brasil_cromo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Casagrande_Brasil_cromo</image:title><image:caption>The Latin Rick James - Casagrande</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/ruud-gullit-dreads1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Soccer - European Championships - Group Two - England v Holland</image:title><image:caption>Chase dem crazy baldheads outta town - Ruud Gullit</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/david_james.jpg</image:loc><image:title>David_James</image:title><image:caption>The hair 'utility' player - David James with side parting</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/john-terry-spiky-gel1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John Terry spiky gel</image:title><image:caption>Essex barber shop - John 'JT' Terry</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/taribo-west-show-pony2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>taribo west show pony</image:title><image:caption>Freak of the week - Taribo West</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/abel-xavier-wolf1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Abel Xavier wolf</image:title><image:caption>A Thriller-inspired do - Abel Xavier</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/lombardo-bald1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lombardo bald</image:title><image:caption>Sheer, unabashd baldness - Lombardo</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/karel-poborsky1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>karel poborsky</image:title><image:caption>A great mane of hair - Poborsky</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/graeme-souness-begbie1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Graeme Souness - begbie</image:title><image:caption>Don't fuck wi' me, wee man - Graeme 'Begbie' Souness</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/jason-lee-pineapple1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jason Lee pineapple</image:title><image:caption>Jason Lee - pineapple. End of.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T21:27:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2012/06/20/the-joy-of-hair-how-england-got-over-beckham/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/rooney-hair-celebration.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rooney hair celebration</image:title><image:caption>The perestroika era arrives for England's players</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T21:26:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/06/20/where-have-all-the-centre-backs-gone-england-at-the-2014-world-cup/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/john-terry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john terry</image:title><image:caption>The last of a noble lineage: John Terry heading a football</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/sol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sol</image:title><image:caption>Getting in the way - Sol Campbell</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/butcher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>butcher</image:title><image:caption>Lunatic: Terry Butcher displaying British values</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T21:24:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/06/25/whos-worse-shearer-or-suarez/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/shearer-lennon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>shearer-lennon</image:title><image:caption>"Yes, I saw you, but I won't say anything" Shearer and Savage in their 90s heyday.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/hand-of-god.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hand of god</image:title><image:caption>Why ever would he want to cheat against blameless England? Maradona in 86</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T21:24:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2010/11/30/len-shelley-rip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/father-built-house1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>father-built-house</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/father-built-house.jpg</image:loc><image:title>father-built-house</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-25T09:01:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2013/07/04/remembering-bernie-nolan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bernie-nolan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bernie nolan</image:title><image:caption>Promoting Breakthrough Breast Cancer ... Bernie Nolan in action</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T21:21:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2010/10/26/the-only-way-is-essex/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T21:08:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2012/04/01/brockwell-park-the-bleak-version/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_5176.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5176</image:title><image:caption>"I'll play Napoleon and you play Talleyrand."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_5115.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5115</image:title><image:caption>"No-one could suggest I am not entirely pretentious," said Richard</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_5245.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5245</image:title><image:caption>"O what a beautiful morning," said Gary From Leeds</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T21:01:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2013/01/12/god-is-from-romford-a-poem/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T21:00:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2013/10/23/hovis-wholemeal-granary-a-poetic-assessment/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T20:58:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/04/19/a-trip-to-the-shops-notes-from-yerevan-pt-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-01T20:57:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/05/28/feast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/feast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feast</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/feast-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>feast (1)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T20:56:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2012/02/13/is-gangsta-rap-a-force-for-good/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/nwa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>NWA</image:title><image:caption>Uncompromising and groundbreaking: NWA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-01T20:53:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/06/20/extremism-or-british-values-in-practice/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-20T10:57:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/04/10/meeting-the-neighbours-notes-from-yerevan-pt-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/republicsquare_armenia_tourism_yerevan_city_pictures.jpg</image:loc><image:title>RepublicSquare_armenia_tourism_yerevan_city_pictures</image:title><image:caption>Yerevan's lovely central square. My flat, me and my neighbour are just off to the right somewhere.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-10T17:06:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/03/04/yes-really-a-poem-about-the-daffodils-in-the-spring-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/daffodil-flowers-30709818-1600-1200.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Daffodil-flowers-30709818-1600-1200</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-05T11:19:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2014/02/11/solutions-to-the-flood-crisis-an-open-letter-to-the-daily-telegraph/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/datchet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>datchet</image:title><image:caption>Middle-class people flooded: who is to blame?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/datchet-high-street-in-be-001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Datchet high street in Berkshire</image:title><image:caption>Flooding: who is to blame?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-11T13:27:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2013/12/17/all-good-beatles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/john-lennon3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-lennon3</image:title><image:caption>Imagine there's no heaven: John Lennon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/biggie-et-tupac-2002-01-g.jpg</image:loc><image:title>biggie-et-tupac-2002-01-g</image:title><image:caption>God approved rappers: Biggie and Tupac</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hell</image:title><image:caption>John and George, just out of shot</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-17T10:23:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2013/10/17/morrissey-autobiography-that-joke-is-now-actually-rather-funny/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/morrissey-autobiography1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Morrissey-autobiography1</image:title><image:caption>I can smile about it now...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-17T13:30:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2013/10/16/what-do-ledley-king-toni-morrison-and-levi-roots-have-in-common/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/levi-roots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>levi roots</image:title><image:caption>Historic: Levi Roots coming out from under the yoke of Lea &amp; Perrins</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/king-seacole-morrison1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>king seacole morrison1</image:title><image:caption>Martin Luther King would be happy to be displayed alongside his namesake Ledley</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/king-seacole-morrison.jpg</image:loc><image:title>king seacole morrison</image:title><image:caption>Ledley King always knew his peer group was not Rio Ferdinand and Frank Lampard, but Mary Seacole and Toni Morrison</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-16T20:46:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2013/10/10/the-poet-wakes-up-and-roams-and-comes-home-and-writes-this/</loc><lastmod>2015-11-04T10:17:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2013/07/16/537/</loc><lastmod>2013-07-17T10:39:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2013/07/01/laura-robson-a-statement-to-the-british-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/laura-robson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laura robson</image:title><image:caption>Happy: Laura Robson after being told Rishi Persad was waiting to interview her.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-01T17:29:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2013/05/07/back-in-the-saddle-frank-skinner-live-review/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/frank-skinner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frank skinner</image:title><image:caption>The photographer has left a space for David Baddiel to be photoshopped in.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/skinner-and-baddiel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>skinner and baddiel</image:title><image:caption>Frank Skinner giving David Baddiel a hug for having the decency to shave his goatee off</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-07T19:08:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2013/03/29/is-higher-education-a-waste-of-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/suli-breaks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>suli breaks</image:title><image:caption>Suli Breaks</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-30T09:29:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2013/02/09/the-poet-tshaka-campbell-and-a-joke-about-integrity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tshaka-campbell-2-hat-poet-hires.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tshaka Campbell 2 - Hat - Poet HiRes</image:title><image:caption>Tshaka Campbell</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-10T12:47:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2013/02/03/ben-brooks-is-a-great-new-writer-and-everyone-should-read-his-book-grow-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/grow-up1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>grow up1</image:title><image:caption>Noel Fielding thinks this book is great, as does Tim Key. But it's totally up to you if you want to waste your life reading something that isn't as good instead.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hmv-bag1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hmv bag1</image:title><image:caption>The HMV dog is listening to St James' Infirmary by Louis Armstrong. The HMV dog is trying to be ironic, in the hope that it will make death easier. The HMV dog is deluded.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-03T22:33:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2012/02/09/a-poem-about-snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/snow-railway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow railway</image:title><image:caption>Southern Railway working around the clock to clear the snow</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-21T19:00:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2012/10/05/on-the-road-film-first-review/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-05T07:24:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2012/08/28/my-favourite-writer-got-crushed-by-an-israeli-bulldozer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/rachel-corrie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rachel corrie</image:title><image:caption>A true hero - Rachel Corrie</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-29T06:43:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2012/06/05/have-i-become-a-boring-middle-aged-fool/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/norah-jones-disco-little-broken-hearts-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Norah-Jones-disco-Little-Broken-Hearts-11</image:title><image:caption>Why can't I keep on hating you, Norah?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-05T09:57:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2012/05/28/the-ivy-league-professor-and-his-bodybuilder-son/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/muscle-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muscle cover</image:title><image:caption>The greatest autobiography, bar none: Muscle by Sam Fussell</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/muscle-pose.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muscle pose</image:title><image:caption>Making the most of that Harvard education: a built Sam Fussell</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/muscle-pre.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muscle pre</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/paul-fussell-008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Paul Fussell</image:title><image:caption>Not a great lover of sculpted muscles: Paul Fussell</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-11T19:55:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2012/04/09/going-back-to-south-hornchurch/</loc><lastmod>2012-04-09T15:13:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2012/02/26/death-is-different-katie-prices-sunday-sermon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/katie-price-party.jpg</image:loc><image:title>katie price party</image:title><image:caption>Family values: Katie Price / Jordan</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/katie-price-book-signing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>katie price book signing</image:title><image:caption>Britain's leading writer Katie Price</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-06T16:36:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/12/20/jay-z-the-lessons-from-history/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/joseph-kennedy-sr.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joseph-kennedy-sr</image:title><image:caption>Joe Kennedy: The US ambassador was orignally a bootlegger</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jay-z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jay-Z</image:title><image:caption>How did Jay-Z rise to the top?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/shakespeare.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Shakespeare</image:title><image:caption>Shakespeare: the original Executive Producer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/joseph-stalin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joseph Stalin</image:title><image:caption>Casually ordering another execution: Joseph Stalin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/arkwright-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arkwright 1</image:title><image:caption>Duplicitous and money-grubbing: Richard Arkwright</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/arkwright.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arkwright</image:title><image:caption>As duplicitous. money-grubbing bastard as has existed in England: Richard Arkwright</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/jay-z-beyonce.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jay-z-Beyonce</image:title><image:caption>Beyonce and Jay-Z: in love with the Kennedy-esque idea of the career enhancing marriage</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/stalin_lenin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>http://earthstation1.simplenet.com</image:title><image:caption>Stalin used Lenin's memory much like Jay uses Biggie's</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/smaug.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Smaug</image:title><image:caption>Smaug: a massive influence on Jay-Z</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-22T21:27:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/12/04/scousers-the-greatest-people-in-the-world-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/cilla-black.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cilla black</image:title><image:caption>A lorra lorra talent: Liverpool's very own Cilla Black</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/museum_of_liverpool_04-01-2010_01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>museum_of_liverpool_04-01-2010_01</image:title><image:caption>A very cool building, shame about the exhibits</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/ken-dodd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ken dodd</image:title><image:caption>As funny as he is good looking: Ken Dodd</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/barnes-and-beardsley.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barnes and beardsley</image:title><image:caption>Homegrown talent: Barnes and Beardsley</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/museum-of-liverpool.jpg</image:loc><image:title>museum of liverpool</image:title><image:caption>No Mancs, please: we're Scousers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-04T15:14:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/11/19/movember/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/moustache-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moustache man</image:title><image:caption>"Grow a moustache in thirty days? Whoever said such a thing deserves to be shot!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/lemmy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lemmy</image:title><image:caption>Here is Lemmy's considered opinion of Movember</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/oliver-reed-moustache.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oliver-reed moustache</image:title><image:caption>Fortunately Oliver Reed did not live to witness the rise of Movember</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-11T22:49:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/10/25/zumba/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mg_6790.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_MG_6790</image:title><image:caption>Ooh la-la-la: Purnell meets Wyclef</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mg_6819.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_MG_6819</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mg_6724.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_MG_6724</image:title><image:caption>Chaps: Want to wear a pink sash to work? Join Breakthrough Breast Cancer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/wyclef-and-beto.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wyclef and beto</image:title><image:caption>The best of friends: Wyclef and Beto</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/beto-and-amy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beto and amy</image:title><image:caption>Simply the chest: Amy Childs and Beto</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/mg_6781.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_MG_6781</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-18T16:40:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/08/27/riot-roots-and-riot-branches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/recipease-shopfront.jpg</image:loc><image:title>recipease-shopfront</image:title><image:caption>DidJamie Oliver's Recipease eatery inspire the disenfranchised youth of Clapham Junction to riot?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-27T08:43:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/07/07/weve-all-been-screwed/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-07T22:10:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/06/18/sneering-and-sanctimonious-purnell-in-ireland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/guinness1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>guinness1</image:title><image:caption>Guinness: good for you if you want an early grave</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/cork-airport.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cork airport</image:title><image:caption>Bought but not paid for: Cork's magnificent airport</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-18T19:02:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/05/29/defoe-and-messi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/giggs-and-messi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>giggs and messi</image:title><image:caption>That's for Imogen! Messi humiliates Giggs</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jermain-defoe-and-imogen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jermain-Defoe and imogen</image:title><image:caption>Gallant, noble and chivalrous: Jermain Defoe with Imogen Thomas</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-29T22:09:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/05/18/is-lil-wayne-any-good-at-rap-erm/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nelly1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nelly</image:title><image:caption>Nelly keeps his name round his neck, in case he forgets</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/nelly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nelly</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lil-wayne-bm09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lil-Wayne-bm09</image:title><image:caption>Lil Wayne pretending to think</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-18T16:53:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/04/23/why-a-kindle-is-not-for-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/just-the-dick.png</image:loc><image:title>just the dick</image:title><image:caption>Showing greater artistic maturity: G. Smith's 'dick with piss'</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dick-and-balls-edit1.png</image:loc><image:title>dick and balls edit</image:title><image:caption>A fine example of the 'dick and balls' school of art</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/dick-and-balls-edit.png</image:loc><image:title>dick and balls edit</image:title><image:caption>An excellent example of the 'Dick &amp; Balls' school of art</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-03T16:25:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/04/08/grassy-saved-my-life/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-18T12:34:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/03/28/justice-4-ashley/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-01T10:22:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/03/18/nate-dogg-rip-tribute-obituary-to-g-funk-legend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/550_431_nate-dogg-snoop-dogg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>550_431_nate-dogg-snoop-dogg</image:title><image:caption>Dogg Love: Snoop Doggy Dogg and Nate Dogg</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nate-dogg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nate dogg</image:title><image:caption>One of the greats - Nate Dogg</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-29T12:24:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/03/06/how-i-became-a-vegetarian/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/stilton.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stilton</image:title><image:caption>A lovely head and shoulders shot of a Stilton. So good, some French don't sneer at it. Occasionally.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/broccoli1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>broccoli1</image:title><image:caption>For shame, I became fascinated by vegetables, and uninterested in meat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-13T11:05:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/02/22/can-romance-survive-the-national-wedding-show/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-22T00:56:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/02/16/short-man-gattuso/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/pesci.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pesci</image:title><image:caption>Joe Pesci keeping his short man syndrome nicely under control</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gattuso-crouch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gattuso crouch</image:title><image:caption>Infuriated by the beanpole striker, short man Gattuso goes after Crouch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-18T18:44:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/02/16/a-poem-in-honour-of-president-mubarak-and-other-tyrants-tolerable-to-the-west/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mubarak-and-osama.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mubarak and osama</image:title><image:caption>Mubarak and Barack Obama, the best of friends</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-16T08:46:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/01/27/brad-pitt-to-play-steve-eisman-in-big-short-film-michael-lewis-at-lse/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-27T22:30:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/01/26/mark-twain/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-26T17:35:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/01/22/who-should-get-the-olympic-stadium-west-ham-or-spurs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/pele.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Former Brazilian soccer player Pele greets guests and journalists as he arrives at a conference during the Congreso Mundial Del Deporte in Mexico City</image:title><image:caption>An irritating old man who used to be good at football</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T13:05:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/01/18/review-russell-brand-booky-wook-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/brand-bikini.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brand bikini</image:title><image:caption>You could call Brand a lot of things, but you could never call him an attention-seeker</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/russell-brand_girlz21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Russell-Brand_girlz2</image:title><image:caption>Another quiet night for Russell</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/russell-brand_girlz2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Russell-Brand_girlz2</image:title><image:caption>Another quiet night out for Russell</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-19T07:23:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://richardpurnell.org/2011/01/09/ricky-ponting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/yosemite-sam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yosemite-sam</image:title><image:caption>Ponting modelled his captaincy closely on the Yosemite Sam model</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/50585894_punter282.jpg</image:loc><image:title>_50585894_punter282</image:title><image:caption>Ricky losing his rag, in fine Napoleonic fashion</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/merv-hughes-moustache.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Merv-Hughes-Moustache</image:title><image:caption>With Victorian moustache, bulging eyes and xxxx on the chest, Merv Hughes was the archetypal Aussie cricketer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://richardpurnell.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ricky-ponting-paddle-pull-shot-100709.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ricky Ponting twatting the ball for four</image:title><image:caption>Ricky Ponting in happier 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